CHEAP CAT-HOUSE….
July 18th, 2005
A man goes to Joes Cat-House and asks for a woman.
“What price range are you interested in?” Asks Joe.
“All I have is a dollar..” Says the man.
“OK. Gimme the doller and go upstairs to room 13″ sez Joe.
The man goes upstairs to room 13. He does his thing and comes
back down to the attendant.
“Not bad!” He tells Joe, “But I couldnt help noticing that the
woman was frothing at the mouth!”
“Damn!” Utters Joe and grabs the telephone. He dials a number
and says “Hello, City Morgue? This is Joe. Send another one over,
this one is full!”