Broker headlines..
July 18th, 2005
A young hot shot broker decided to take the day off and go back to visit some of his professors in his old school. When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child.
He quickly jumped the dog and strangled it. The next day the local paper reported the story with the headline
‘Valiant Student Saves boy from ferocious dog.’
He called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper outline he was a successful Wall Street Broker and not a student.
The next day the paper issued a correction and the headline read :
‘Pompous Stock Broker kills School Mascot.’