BABY….
July 18th, 2005
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down on a deserted road, and
he seeks refuge from the evening storm at a nearby farmhouse.
The farmer, being a kindly soul, says to the man that he can
spend the night and they’ll sort his car out in the morning.
“There’s only one small problem,” says the farmer, “We don’t
have much room, so y’all will have to either sleep on the couch,
or share the spare bedroom with Baby.”
Thoughts of middle-of-the-night crying, early-morning nappy
changing and all those other unpleasant things that come with
sharing a room with a strange baby spring to mind, so the salesman
agrees to sleep on the couch.
The next morning, he walks into the kitchen in the hopes of scoring
some breakfast, and he sees this absolutely stunning, longlegs
redhead, dressed in just a silk negligee, busy making coffee.
She turns around when he walks in and coos: “Hi, I’m Baby, who are
you?”
He replies: “I’m the stupid @!*&@#$ who just spent the whole of
last night alone on the couch!!”