Who can understand men?…
July 15th, 2005
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>>1. The nice men are ugly.
>>2. The handsome men are not nice.
>>3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
>>4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
>>5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no
>>money.
>>6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money
>>think we are only after their money.
>>7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
>>8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
>>don’t think we are beautiful enough.
>>9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
>>somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
>>10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
>>money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE >>FIRST
MOVE!!!!
>>11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose
>>interest in us when we take the initiative.
>>
>>NOW….WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?
>>
>>Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s
>>a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
>>mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
>>
>>SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK
>>CAN
>>HANDLE IT!