TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR ROOMMATE IS A BORG….
July 15th, 2005
10. Their clothes are always black
9. The $50,000 phone bills
8. They spend 3 weeks in Florida and still look white
7. Your home entertainment center disappears, two days
later they are wearing it.
6. TV reception gets poor when they walk by
5. They spend more time reading newsgroups than you do
4. Whenever you talk to them the laser on the side of
their head blings you
3. An electronics store chain used them as a mascot
2. They assimilate all your food
1. Everything is irrelavant