Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
July 15th, 2005
10) Tommy Lee’s ——— Camp Kickachickee
9) Lorena Bobbit’s —– Camp Cutaweewee
Tanya Harding’s —– Camp Whackaneenee
7) Kenneth Starr’s —– Camp Catchacrookee
6) Louis Farakahn’s —- Camp Killawhitey
5) O.J. Simpson’s —— Camp Killachickee
4) Michael Jackson’s — Camp Wannabewhitey
3) President Clinton’s - Camp Getahoochie
2) Ellen Degeneras’s — Camp Lickacoochie
And The number 1 camp not to send your kid to:
1) Monica Lewinsky,s — Camp Suckaweewee