TOP 10 SIGNS THAT ENTERPRISE IS CREWED BY SATAN WORSHIPERS!….
July 15th, 2005
10) Ship’s food synthesizers make only deviled ham
and deviled eggs
9) Most common Sickbay complaint is neck cramps from
being possessed by demons that make your head spin
around, like in “The Exorcist”
8) Picard refuses to take the ship to any point in
either the Northern or Southern Cross
7) When the Captain’s Log is played backward, hidden
messages advocating Satan worship and human sacrifice
can be heard
6) A large cauldron, broomstick, and black, pointed hat
are prominently displayed in Troi’s quarters
5) Communicator pin changed to magical pentagram shape
4) Riker obviously made a pact with the devil that
forces women to be attracted to him despite his zero
personality
3) Forty percent of all male babies born on the ship
are named “Lucifer”
2) Universal Translator designed to handle speaking in
tongues
1) Picard tried to have the ship’s name and registry
changed to U.S.S. Beelzebub, NCC-666