TOP 10 FAVORITE ACTIVITIES OF CAPT. JEAN-LUC PICARD….
July 15th, 2005
10) Ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then
smacking himself on the forehead and saying “I
could have had a V-8!”
9) Yelling “Punchbuggy!” and hitting Riker’s arm whenever
he sees a shuttlecraft
8) Screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on
the bridge
7) Spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with the glare
from his forehead
6) Lecturing everybody on why it’s rude to fire the
phasers at other life-forms
5) Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command
asking if Dick Hertz is there
4) Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he
can show her “a REAL Picard Maneuver”
3) Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense
confrontations in the Neutral Zone by asking “Are
those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?”
2) Telling crewmembers in menacing, Dirty Harry voice,
“Go ahead! Make it so!”
1) Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just
before an away team