THINGS THAT BOTHER ME….
July 15th, 2005
When something is “new and improved”, which is it?
If it’s new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must
have been something wrong with it before.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search
the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk
to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too”. What good is a goddamn cake you
can’t eat? What, should I eat someone else’s cake
instead?
When people say “It’s always in the last place you
look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking
after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
People who ask “Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t
really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is
yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
bathroom is?