SOME MORE BUMPER STICKERS.
July 15th, 2005
a.. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
b.. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole
c.. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
d.. Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
e.. You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and
not you!
f.. DON’T PISS ME OFF! I’M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE
BODIES.
g.. JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Gretzky . . . He Shoots . .
.He Scores!
h.. Jesus is coming! Look busy!
i.. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
j.. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
k.. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
l.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
m.. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
m.. BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
n.. I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
o.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
p.. Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
q.. Where there’s a will…I want to be in it.
r.. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
s.. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
t.. Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.