SHADY GYNECOLOGIST….
July 15th, 2005
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window. He immediately
told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor
began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, ‘Do you know what I’m doing?’
‘Yes,’ she replied, ‘you’re checking for any abrasions
or dermatological abnormalities.’
‘That is right,’ said the doctor. He then began to
fondle her breasts. ‘Do you know what I’m doing now?’
he asked.
‘Yes,’ the woman said, ‘you’re checking for any lumps
or breast cancer.’
‘Correct,’ replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted
his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, ‘Do you know what I’m doing now?’
‘Yes,’ She said. ‘You’re getting herpes; which is why I
came here in the first place.’