Queens visit
July 15th, 2005
The Queen was visiting one of London’s top hospitals and she
specified
> > she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the
> floors
> > she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
> > “Oh my”, said the Queen, “that’s disgraceful, what is the meaning
of
> > this?” The Doctor leading the tour explains; “I am sorry Your
> Majesty,
> > but this
> > man has a very serious medical condition and is only following
> > doctors’ orders. His body produces too much semen and his
testicles
> > keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing
this
> > problem he has been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day
or
> > there is a very real danger that his testicles will explode, and
he
> > would die instantly.” “Oh, I am so sorry”, said the Queen.
> > On the next floor they passed a room where a nubile young nurse
was
> > giving a patient a blow job. “Oh my”, said the Queen,”What’s
> happening
> > in there?”
> > The Doctor replied, “Same problem, but he’s with BUPA.”
> >
> >
> >