MOVIE….
July 15th, 2005
A man approaches the window of the movie theater with a
chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl
at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!”
The girl tells him that he CAN’T take a chicken into the
theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken
into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes
in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and
begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken
can stick it’s head out - get some air and watch the movie.
Sitting next to him is Sherry. She elbows Myrtle and
whispers, “Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped
his pants!”
Myrtle whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it…..you’ve
seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
Sherry says, “I KNOW……but this one’s eating my POPCORN!”