How to annoy your roomate at Christmas
July 15th, 2005
1. Â Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor.
2. Â Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santa’s lap. Refuse to get off.
3. Â Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you’re wearing it.
4. Â Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town…”
5. Â Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When your roomate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.
6. Â Hang a stocking with your roomate’s name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. If s/he asks, say “You’ve been very naughty this year.”
7. Â Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
8. Â Make conversation out of Christmas Carols. (i.e. “You know, I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.”)