Carlos
July 15th, 2005
Carlos calls his boss in the morning: ” Ey boss, I not come work today,
I really sick. I got da headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt. I not come
work”
The boss says: “You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. ”
2 hours later Carlos calls: ” Boss, I did whatta you said and I feela
great, I’ll be at work soon. Eya by the way…….you gotta nice house.”