acouple
July 15th, 2005
A couple has a male friend who’s visiting from out-of-state, when an
unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since
the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby
hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
“Nonsense,” says the wife. “Our bed is plenty big enough for all three
of us, and we’re all friends here.” The husband concurs, and before
long they’re settled in: husband in the middle, wife on his left,
friend on his right.
After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife sneaks over
to the friend’s side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her.
Naturally, he’d like to, but he’s reluctant. “We’re in the same bed
with your husband! He’ll wake up, and he’ll kill me.”
“Don’t worry about it,” she says, “he’s such a sound sleeper, he’ll
never notice. If you don’t believe me, just yank a hair off of his
ass. He won’t even wake up.”
So the friend yanks a hair off the husband’s anus, and sure enough,
she’s right. Her husband sleeps right through having a hair yanked out
of his ass. So, she and the friend have sex, and then she goes back to
her side of the bed.
After about twenty minutes, though, she’s back on his side of the bed,
asking him to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is
yanked from the husband’s corn hole, and again they have sex. This
keeps up for about half the night, until after about the sixth time,
when the wife goes back to her side.
Then the husband rolls over, and whispers to his friend, “I don’t
mind that you’re shagging my wife, but do you really have to use
my asshole as your scoreboard?”