A Woman
July 15th, 2005
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into
a bar.
She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points
to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, “What man out there will
buy a lady a drink?”
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At
the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and
says, “Bartender! I want to buy that ballerina a drink!”
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.
After she’s completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and
points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit saying,
“What man out there will buy a lady a drink?”
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and
says, “Bartender! I’d like to buy the ballerina another drink!”
After serving the lady her second drink the bartender approaches
the little drunk and states, “It’s your business if you want to buy the
lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?”
The drunk replies, “Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg
up that high has got to be a ballerina!”