A PERFECT PENIS….
July 15th, 2005
Two little boys were at school and heard the word “penis”
while they were playing on the school yard. One asked the
other if he knew what a penis was.
The kid said he didn’t know but would ask his dad when he
got home. That evening, the little boy asked his dad, ”
Dad, what’s a penis?” His dad said, ” Son, I’ll not only
tell you, I’ll show you.”
So they go into the bathroom. His dad lowers his pants and
proudly announces, “Son, that’s a penis. Not only is it a
penis, but it’s a perfect penis!”
The next day at school the little boy finds his friend and
they go to the bathroom together. The boy lowers his pants
and says, ” See that? That’s a penis. ” He pauses for a moment
and adds, ” Not only is it a penis, but if it were two inches
shorter, it would be a perfect penis.”