10 PROBLEMS WESLEY CRUSHER HAS AT THE STARFLEET ACADEMY….
July 15th, 2005
10. Keeps Bumping into the doors.
9. Doesn’t have his Mommy to protect him
8. Will not get his credits in Transporter Science
after he accidentally relocated the Academy to
South Pole
7. Boothby “accidentally” spraying water on him every
chance he can
6. Letters from Hugh G. Rection
5. Former Nova Teammates putting anti-matter in his bed
4. Thought his instructors were kidding when they said
“You think you are so smart? YOU teach the damned class!”
3. Academy Internet node does not carry alt.sex newsgroups
2. The commencement speaker will be the Captian of the
Boseman
1. He never gets to save the Academy from destruction