WANT ADS….
July 14th, 2005
Why you should proofread your Want Ad:
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect
markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one
of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly
served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special
Turkey $2.35 Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick
legs and large drawers. Four-poster bed, 101 years old.
Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an
extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in
factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce
at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it
carefully by hand.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd
and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in
beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the
Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink
it all in.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so
serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
References required. Man wanted to work in dynamite
factory. Must be willing to travel.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come
here first!
Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the
hard-to-find person.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke
or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience
preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard,
meals, and smacks included.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us
once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head
illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires
person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be
capable of contributing to growth of family.
And now, the Superstore unequaled in size unmatched in
variety unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
your home for $1.00.