VIRUSES….
July 14th, 2005
After the worldwide strike of the “I LOVE YOU VIRUS,”
reports are already coming in that the virus is
mutating into several stages. Within the next few
hours, expect to see:
The original “I love you” virus
The “I like you alot” virus
The “You’re nice, but I just want to be friends” virus
The “Look, it was just a date…don’t get clingy” virus
The “Okay, I think its best if we don’t have anymore
contact” virus
The “It was late, I was drunk, you were easy” virus
The “Stop calling me, you unfeeling jerk” virus
The “That’s it, I hate you and your stupid dog” virus
and finally,
The “You have made an enemy today, prepare to be
boarded” virus