VACUUM SALESMAN….
July 14th, 2005
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first
house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady
opens the door, and before she has a chance to
say anything, he runs inside and dumps horsepoop
all over the carpet.
He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do
wonders cleaning up that horsepoop, I’ll eat
every chunk of it.”
She says, “You want tomato sauce on that? We just
moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned
on yet.”