TOP 20 SURPRISE PLOT TWISTS IN UPCOMING TNG EPISODES….
July 14th, 2005
20) Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons
19) Data swears
18) Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a
Saturday Night Live style Conehead
17) Picard beams down
16) All of Geordi’s lines are in words of two syllables
or less, with no pseudo-scientific doubletalk
15) Troi runs amok with a machete
14) Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an
ensign, and all of his “command” has been a holodeck
simulation
13) No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar
12) Geordi gets a woman
11) Riker doesn’t get a woman
10) Data states that he cannot use contractions after
using one in the previous scene, and the fabric of
the universe, unable to withstand the continuity
error, is rent asunder
9) Picard wakes up muttering “there’s no place like
home”
8) Riker accepts command of another starship, the
U.S.S. ZZ Top
7) Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its
lead act being Beverly Crusher as “The Dancing,
Disrobing Doctor”
6) Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant
or a chief petty officer, O’Brien beams the entire
bridge crew into a black hole and assumes the rank
of Captain
5) Picard fires the phasers
4) “Prime Directive” is the word of the day, entire
crew goes “Aaaaahhhhh!!” at the top of their lungs
whenever it is mentioned
3) Data’s cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy
2) Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew,
and a no-name security guard saves the ship
1) Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea
Mix; does “Nestea Plunge” into swimming pool on holodeck