TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF THE ROMULAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCY….
July 14th, 2005
10) Federation keeps smuggling loads of “Coed Naked
Parise’s Squares” T-shirts to Romulan universities
9) Every other officer is a clone of Tasha Yar
8) “Romulan” is an anagram for “unmoral”
7) Shoulder pads on our new uniforms are so big we
look like a Vulcanoid version of the Green Bay Packers
6) Comissary at Agency HQ serves watered-down Romulan ale
5) Ever since we blew up our own Vulcan invasion force,
it’s been impossible to get volunteers for the next one
4) name “Enterprise” sounds suspiciosly like Romulan
phrase “enn t’rp reis” meaning “your mother sucks eggs”
3) All of Sela’s big plans work about as well as lead
balloons
2) Stole the blueprints for the Federation’s proposed
Escher class starship, but can’t make head nor tail
out of them
1) $800 million credit cloaked surveillance satellite
in Earth orbit was supposed to moniter Starfleet HQ,
but only picks up MTV instead