TIS A MYSTERY….
July 14th, 2005
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they
came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were
the following symbols, in this order of appearance:
A woman,
a donkey,
a shovel,
a fish,
and a Star of David.
They decided that this was at least three thousand years old.
They chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the
museum where archaeologists from all over the world came to
study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after
months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society stood up and pointed at the first
drawing and said: “This looks like a woman. We can judge that
this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol
resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals
help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel
of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which
means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food
didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last
symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
evidently Hebrews.”
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and
said, “Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says:
“Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman.”