THE UNCLE….
July 14th, 2005
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the
hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining
consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker,
sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was, and his brother replied,
“Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates
filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named
them for you.”
The husband said with trepidation, “Well what did you name them?”
The brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.”
Relieved, the husband said, “That’s a very pretty name! What did you
come up with for my son?”
The brother replied, “Denephew.”