THE EMBALMER….
July 14th, 2005
Charlie’s an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, “There’s
a problem with Mrs. Whittaker.”
The boss says, “What’s that?”
Charlie says, “I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo
shrimp sticking out of her pussy.”
The boss says, “That’s impossible. Show me.”
They go to the table where she’s lying, Charlie flips back the
sheet, points, and says, “See? There’s a jumbo shrimp sticking out
of her pussy.”
The boss takes a closer look and says, “You jerk, that’s not a
piece of shrimp. That’s her clit.”
Charlie says, “Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp.”