SECRETS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE….
July 14th, 2005
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine,
good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Friday’s.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine
is in N.Y.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric
bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no
place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.
7. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the
mud fell off.
and in case you forget…
Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is
over, the strings are still attached.