NOAH….
July 14th, 2005
When the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting
with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a
demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip.
Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of
you males, take off your penis and hand it in to my
sons. I will be sitting over there and write you a
receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis
back.” After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his
wife’s cage and was very excited. “Quick!” he said.
“Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if
there is any land out there!” Mrs. Rabbit got onto his
shoulders and looked out the window. “Sorry, no land yet.”
“Damn!” and out went Mr. Rabbit. This went on every day
until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. “What is the
matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and
nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able
to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?”
“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face
as he held out a piece of paper. “I GOT THE HORSE’S RECEIPT!!”