MEN’S ROOM….
July 14th, 2005
Excitable — identified with shorts half twisted around; cannot
find zipper hole.
Sociable — joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not.
Cross-eyed — looks into left urinal, pisses in center urinal,
and flushes right urinal.
Nosy — looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is
doing.
Timid — cannot urinate if someone is watching; flushes urinal
as if he used it.
Indifferent — all urinals are being used; pisses in the sink.
Clever — no hands; shows off by fixing tie while pissing.
Worried — is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes
quick inspection.
Frivolous — makes streams go up and down; can even shoot
across urinals.
Marksman — shows ability by hitting cigarette butts and
drowning flies.
Absent-minded — opens vest and pulls out tie; pisses in pants.
Disgruntled — stands for awhile; gives up and walks away.
Sneak — farts silently while leaking.
Patient — stands for a long period of time; able to read
newspaper with free hand.
Childish — leaks directly into bottom of urinal; likes to
see bubbles.
Desperate — doesn’t like long lines; with teeth floating,
pisses in pants.
Efficient — waits until he has to crap; does both at one time.
Tough — bangs pecker against urinal wall to dry it.
Fat — has to back up and take a long shot at urinal; pisses on
shoes.
Drunk — holds left thumb in right hand; pisses in pants.