MATING THE COW AND THE BULL….
July 14th, 2005
Sick Jokes
There was a farmer who owned a bull and a female cow and was
trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the
bull didn’t want any.
Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same
problem. So he asked him what could he do. The friend told him
that he had to stick his arm up the cows pussy and rub it on the
bull’s nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping
the cow over and over.
With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this
will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing
with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest
boner he has ever gotten.
He wakes his wife and tells her to look. She looks, and with a mean
look on her face says, “You woke me up to show me that you have a
bloody nose.”