MANHOOD….
July 14th, 2005
A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn
from his body.
The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible
for his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance did not cover the
expense. It was considered “cosmetic”.
The doctor then gave the man three choices, small for $3,500,
medium for $6,500, and large for $14,000.
The man was sure he would want a medium, possibly a large.
The doctor suggested he discuss it with his wife, privately before
a final decision was made. The doctor left the room and while he
was gone, the man called his wife and told her their options.
The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad.
“Did you make a decision?” the doctor asked.
“Yes, ” said the man, “She would rather remodel the kitchen”.