LAST CLINTON JOKES….
July 14th, 2005
As the Clinton administration was drawing to a close,
some folks were pondering what we will miss about Bill
Clinton. Best bets:
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced
that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from
Aides.
Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with
Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski’s. She
replied, “Close, but no cigar.”
The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains
found on Monica’s dress: “Presidue.”
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges:
Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the
Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom. It
represents inflation, halts production, and gives
you a false sense of security while you are being
screwed.
Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton
situation-they added an 11th commandment: “Thou shall
not put thy rod in thy staff.”
Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these
women coming forward, and not one is his sister!
Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune
teller who intoned, “Prepare to become a widow. Your
husband will soon suffer a violent death!”
Hillary took a deep breath and asked, “Will I be
acquitted?”
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