INVENTIONS….
July 14th, 2005
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy
tells Ford, ‘Well, you’ve been such a good guy, and your
invention the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can
hang out with anyone you want in heaven.’
So Henry Ford thinks about it and says: ‘I want to hang out
with Adam, the first man.’ — So the guy at the gates points
Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks ‘Hey aren’t you the inventor
of woman?’
Adam says: ‘Yes.’
‘Well,’ says Ford, ‘You have some major design flaws in your
invention :
1) There is too much front end protrusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) ….and the intake is too close to the exhaust.’
‘Hmmmmm..’ says Adam, ‘hold on’. So Adam goes to the celestial
computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He
then says to Ford, ‘It may be that my invention is flawed, but
according to the stellar computer, …more men are riding my
invention than yours.’