CULTURE….
July 14th, 2005
A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and
were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from
work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She
said, “I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town
tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have
them?”
“I’ll ask her,” the young man responded. He opened his door and
called out, “Honey, would you like to see ‘Oliver Twist’ tonight?”
“Hey, Pal,” she retorted. “If you show me one more trick with
that thing, I’m going home to mother.”