Cello jokes
July 14th, 2005
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don’t have to retrain the cellists.
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write ‘pp, espressivo’.