CAN I HAVE THE CAR….
July 14th, 2005
A girl goes up to her father one night and says, “Dad, can I have
the car tonight?”
Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, “Sure, if you give
me a blowjob.”
So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately
spits it back out.
“Your penis tastes like shit!” she cries.
“Oh yeah,” her father replied, “I forgot I loaned the car to your
brother tonight.”