AMEN CORNER….
July 14th, 2005
Mistakes from church bulletins. Imagine if they only had a proofreader!!
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha
Belch all the way from Africa.
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Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals.”
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers’. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.
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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water”
The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus”
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack’s sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing “Break Forth into Joy.”
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say “hell” to someone who does not care much
about you.
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Don’t let worry kill you - let the Church help.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?”
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoy
sinning
to join the choir.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person(s) you want remembered.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M.-prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may
be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM, Please use the
back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.