ALIEN EAR TWISTERS….
July 14th, 2005
A young man and woman have only been married for two days. One
night, just as they are getting ready to go to bed, they hear a
noise in the backyard, kind of like a vacuum cleaner in reverse.
They put on their robes and run outside, there, hovering over the
lawn is a flying saucer. It lands, and two tall, beautiful silver
aliens get out. Obviously a male and a female, and according to
earth standard, quite beautiful.
They explain to the newlyweds that they need to stay overnight to
effect repairs to their ship. The young couple agrees, and invite
the aliens in for a snack. The aliens agree, but say that it would
only be sociable to then invite the newlyweds for a snack.
“We will invite you aboard our spacecraft, but you must abide by
our customs. You must stay the night, and it is only courteous that
we change partners for the night.” The newlyweds talk it over and
agree.
That night, the wife is with the male alien. He undresses and she
stares at his perfect body. Then her gaze crosses his groin, and a
look of disappointment comes over her. “Is there something wrong?”
asks the alien. “Well, you seem so … uh… small.” “No problem,”
replies the alien, he twists his ear and his organ grows longer.
The woman still seems disappointed. She indicates she would like
the alien to be “wider.” He twists the other ear and grows wider.
The next morning over breakfast, the wife tells her husband what a
wonderful night she had with the alien, and that she can hardly
wait to share some of the techniques with her husband the next night.
“Honey, how was your night?” she asks.
“Terrible.” he said.”The female alien was truly beautiful, but all
she did was twist my ears all night long.”