TWO GOTCHA’S….
July 13th, 2005
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with
a $100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re
obviously much better then l, to even it a bit you have to spot me
two ‘gotchas’.” The golf pro didn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ was, but
he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th
hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro
paying the duffer $100. “What happened?” asked one of the members.
“Well,” said the pro. “l was teeing up for the first hole, and
as l brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs
and grabbed my balls while yelling “Gotcha!” Have you ever tried to
play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second ‘gotcha’?”