SMUGGLING NEW PETS….
July 13th, 2005
A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they
decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the
woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they
notice a sign which says ” NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH
QUARANTINE” Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and
ask’s what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 min’s the man
come up with a plan ” what i’ll do is tie the snake around my waist
and try to pretend that it’s a snake skin belt” “Yes” the woman
replies ” but what about the skunk?” “I dont know, you’ll just have
to hide it up your skirt” “but what about the smell?” the woman asks.
To which the man replies “Look, if it dies it dies!”