NOT TOO BRIGHT FOR A DEAN….
July 13th, 2005
An Angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean
that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior,
the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth,
wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects
infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke
and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the
dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At
length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.”
The dean looks at them and says, “I should have taken the money.”