LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD….
July 13th, 2005
Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and deliver a basket of
goodies to Grandmother when her mother stopped her, saying “Little Red,
you had better be careful in the woods because the Big Bad Wolf is out
today. If he catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress,
pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red socks off.”
“Oh I’ll be all right,” Little Red answered as she pulled out a rather
large shotgun from the basket she was carrying. Assured that her daughter
would be safe, she allowed Little Red to leave the house and begin the
journey to Grandmother’s house.
Along the trail in the woods Little Red came across her friends the three
little pigs (don’t ask what they are doing in the woods, after all it is
just a joke)
“Little Red, Little Red,” they called to her, “you had better be careful
because the Big Bad Wolf is in the woods today. He said that if he
catches you, he is going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your
little red panties and fuck your little red socks off.”
After showing them the shotgun and assuring her friends that she would be
all right, Little Red continued her journey to Grandmother’s.
Just then the Big Bad Wolf appeared and he said, “Little Red at last I
found you. You know what’s going to happen now, right? I am going to lift
up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and fuck your
little red socks off.”
“I don’t think so…” Little Red replied as she leveled the shotgun at the
wolf. She then lifted up her little red dress, and pulled down her little
red panties and said, “you’re going to eat me just like the book says….”