GRAB YOUR CLOTHES…
July 13th, 2005
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband
was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she
heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the
boyfriend “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my
husband is home early!”
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out
the window! It’s raining like hell out there!” She said, “If my
husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So the
boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a “running Marathon”
so he started running along beside the others only he was still
in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, “Do you always run in the nude?” He
answered, while gasping for air, “Oh yes, It feels so free having
the air blow over your skin while you are running.”
The other runner then asked the nude man, “Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your arm?” The nude man answered
breathlessly, “Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of
the run and get in my car to go home!”
The runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
The nuddy answered, “Only if it’s raining.