GENIES….
July 13th, 2005
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies
appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes
his three wishes and the genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows,
he’s in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He
makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he
feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the whole of the
floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Next thing there is a knock at the
door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku
Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope
over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk
off. As they are walking away they remove their hoods, It’s the two
Genies. One genie says to the other one ” Hey, I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to, I
can also understand wanting to be a millionaire.
But to be hung like ablack man is beyond me!”