ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!!….
July 13th, 2005
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the
Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe
that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and
going.
“Pinkie”, as he was known to his friends and family, was alone at the
time of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical
Examiner,
Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest
induced
by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny’s
batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming…