DIVORCED BARBIE….
July 13th, 2005
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that
it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the
shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?”
In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie? We have
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced
Barbie for $265.00.”
Ralph asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the
others are only $19.95?”
“That’s obvious” the sales lady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, and Ken’s furniture.”