BAD DAY FOR LAWYERS….
July 13th, 2005
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer
all died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was having a
bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they
got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there
would be a test to get into Heaven and each will have
to answer a single question.
To the teacher, he said, “What was the name of the
ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all
its passengers?”
The teacher thought for a second, and replied:” That
would have been the Titanic, right?”. And St. Peter
let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the Garbage man, and, figuring
that Heaven didn’t REALLY need all the stink that
this guy would bring into heaven, uncharitably
decided to make the question a little harder: “How
many people died on the ship?”
The garbage man guessed. “1228″.
“That happens to be correct, go ahead.”
St. Peter turned to the Lawyer: “Name them.”