A RESERVED FUTURE….
July 13th, 2005
Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at Martha’s Vineyard.
Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. “Bill, Bill
wake up.” Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, “Bill, Bill wake
up.” Bill finally wakes up and says, “What do you want?” Hillary
responds, “I have to go use the bathroom.” To which Bill says,
“Please tell me you didn’t wake me up just to tell me you have to go
to the bathroom.” Hillary says, “No, I just wanted to tell you to
save my spot.”