PROVE IT….
July 12th, 2005
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one
evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue
of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to
her, “Did you know that humans are the only species in
which the female achieves orgasm?”
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, “Oh yeah?
Prove it.”
He frowns for a moment, then says, “O.K.” He then gets up
and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her
face.
About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty
and says, “Well, I’m sure the cow and sheep didn’t, but the
way that pig squealed, it’s hard to tell.”